The Horror
This morning, I stumbled out into the living room and noticed someone had dragged our lambswool rug across the room. This made me nervous, because the only reason to do this would be to cover up something horrible. I braced myself and pulled back the rug, expecting to find a hairball or some stray litter box pellets. What I saw was even more gruesome than I could have imagined.
Cookie Monster was murdered during the night. The forensics team has yet to arrive, but our prime suspect is a furry black female, approximately 11 inches tall with yellow eyes. Please call feline crime stoppers if you have any information that might lead to an arrest.
Friday, March 18, 2011
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I have a suspect that matches that description living in my household. I would keep her available for questioning and possible extradition, but the one we have living here isn't nearly smart enough to pull off that kind of caper. Good luck.
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